i don’t understand why people don’t instantly respond to “what would your dream superpower be” with the ability to manipulate probability.
think about it. what’s the chance someone will drop 1mil in front of me? 0%? let’s make that 100%. what’s the probability i’ll wake up tomorrow and be X gender? 100%. what’s the probability my bathtub is filled with mac and cheese? 100%.
as a casino employee I can confirm this would be terrifying as fuck
The man just wants to feel cute. He doesn’t understand the laughter.
This is one of the best fucking gifs I have ever seen
when you’re talking about something you love and someone immediately starts saying how terrible it is
We all know that feeling, vending machine
a modern hero
Louis fell in front of paparazzi and the rest of the boys fell too, so he wouldn’t be embarrassed.
The sass is strong in Disney.
The truly magical moments of Disney.
It cracks me up when the actors on a show are also the producers because I always picture them casting themselves like
"Who’ll play the main character? Ah yes. Me."
u can’t beat the monuments men
umm excuse u
don’t mess with the Polar Express
Bohemian Rhapsody is no one’s favorite song, but also everyone’s favorite song. Like, when someone asks what your favorite song is you never say Bohemian Rhapsody but when it starts playing on the radio I am pretty sure you crank it up and belt out every single lyric and you don’t even care you’re so proud.